Put a couple of women i front of a Christmas feast and what do you get? Two fat ladies.
If you fall into this category, then don't feel bad or out of sorts, because with Hackney Bingo Club, everyone wants a couple of fat ladies on the card.
If you're feeling blue now all the excitement of Christmas is over, and you no longer have a full house full of friends, then don't turn to the whiskey. You'll never be able to achieve a straight line that way.
No, the best thing to do is to join the Hackney Bingo Club at Number 90, Wallis Road on the 22nd January. This fun social gathering starts at 8pm, and is far more uplifting than playing on the computer in your pyjamas at home. The prizes are much better too.
For a £1 a card, you could be in with the chance of winning cabriolet, your salary paid for 18 years, or an autographed from the Number 90 bar staff (okay, the third one not quite so tantalising). The night will be hosted by costume and fashion designer, Anne Sophie Cochevelou.