Did you go to the Hackney Bingo Club in January? Did you win big? No? Well, if you are still ugly and broke, then there is only one thing you can do. Go to the Hackney Bingo Club in February and try your luck again.
Just in case you have forgotten how to play, you pay £1 per card, and the aim is to cover five square in either a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal line. If you get a complete row, then call 'Bingo' for some fabulous (or not so fabulous) prizes. Before you get your marker pens out, the numbers do actually have to be called first.