''Well not me. I own very few theatres anymore and so I am now totally free to charge about here and there wowing the folks with my anecdotal back catalogue, games involving sausages and impressive six octave range.''
''No two nights of this extravaganza will be the same. This is less of a boast than an admission that (a) I am hopeless at learning scripts and (b) I still have no idea what I am going to include!''
Listeners to Danny's radio programmes know that he will not be short of topics to talk about, and the audience may even find him reluctant to leave the stage on time, causing them to miss the last bus home.
''Content-wise I will make Bruce Springsteen and Ken Dodd look like short-changing slackers,'' he promises.
This will certainly happen if his favourite subjects of music and football are raised. Millwall supporter Danny wrote for the punk fanzine Sniffin' Glue and New Musical Express before moving into television to present youth culture documentaries.